Showing posts with label Elisa dan Biniku. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Elisa dan Biniku. Show all posts

Friday, September 11, 2009

Doa Seorang Anak

When is our first Doa to Allah? Does anybody remember it? Coz I dont. But I surely do remember my daugther's first Doa. This happen during the first week of Ramadhan recently.

My Wife : Kakak maok pesan apa Mama pulang kerja kelak?
Elisa : Ma, Kakak maok makan KFC.
My Wife : OK, kelak Mama beli InsyaAllah.
Elisa : Kenak Mama cakap camya? Mama cakap la Mama beli jak!
My Wife : Mama cakap camya sebab kalau Allah suruh Mama beli KFC, baru Mama dapat belikan.
Elisa : Oooo, kalau Allah sik suruh, Mama sik dapat beli KFC la?
My Wife : Aok. Jadi Kakak mesti baca doa supaya Allah suruh Mama beli KFC, OK?
Elisa : OK

Thought that conversation will end there. Think again...

Elisa : Kakak maok baca doa laa...

"Ya Allah, suruhlah Mama beli KFC untuk kamek petang kelak OK. AMIN"

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

The Day Darwisy Born

It is OK to be panic when your wife is having a contractions. For a first time father to be, it is so dramatic and in most cases, panic is one of normal or standard procedure of a parent-to-be. However, for my case, am totally the opposite. Darwisy is my second child. Early morning at about 1am on 16 November, 2008, my wife told me that she is having a painful contractions but however it happens in a long periodically. Seriously, I dont know how is the pain, but all I know, no point rushing to hospital as it still long way to go. Then I just go to sleep next to Elisa.

At about 3.30am, she wake me up and told me that the time is come. Again, I just take it slowly and automatically I went to the kitchen to prepare for the things to be brought to hospital. No one at home except me, my wife and Elisa (still sleeping). To sent Elisa to babysitter's house is a bit taxing as their house is the opposite way from hospital. So I had no choice but to call Elisa's babysitter to come to our house to babysit Elisa while I bring my wife for labor in hospital. As usual, to call up people in the middle of a night may end up misinterpretation of the message that you want to tell them due to sleepiness. Its happen to me though. I called up Elisa's babysitter's husband that she addressed as "Abah".

Me : Am going to hospital to sent my wife for labor.
Abah : OK. If that is the case, sent Elisa to our house. We will wait for you guys.

I was like "huh"??? Their house is almost 20km away from our house and it is the opposite way to hospital. Silly me without thinking, I just said "OK". Then it got me thinking, how am I suppose to do that while my wife is almost at the verge of labor? How can she sustain the contraction pain of a journey more than 40km? But I still calm and I didnt panic at all. I had no choice but to tell my wife that by hook or by crook, I will carry Elisa along to hospital eventhough she still asleep.

My wife asked me how am I suppose to juggle between her and Elisa? I said I have no choice as to sent her over to babysitter's house will be taxing and long way to go. I told her to be calm and dont have to be worried about Elisa. At that juncture, the most important thing is my wife. So I packed everything that we need for the labor including Elisa's clothing and her milk. Suddenly my phone ringing. Its the babysitter :-

Babysitter : We will come over to your place. You dont have to bring Elisa here.

What a relieve. Babysitter arrived at about 5am then we departed to hospital thereafter. We arrived at the hospital at about 5.30am and we straight away go to labor room. Just after 6am that morning, Ahmad Darwisy is born. I cant never imagine if I were to sent Elisa to her babysitter first. Most likely, Darwisy will be born on board of my car. Only then I will be panicking!!


Monday, February 9, 2009

Papa Kerja Apa Ma?

Elisa : Ma, Papa siney?
Biniku : Papa pegi kerja.
Elisa : Papa keja siney Ma?
Biniku : Papa keja kat Court.
Elisa : Mesti Papa kat keja cakap, court court court..!

Tengah meliat TV tiba-tiba ada teliat cerita ada Mahkamah.

Biniku : Elisa, ya lah Court. (sambil menunjukkan Mahkamah dalam TV)
Elisa : Oooo... Ma, ney Papa? Sikda pun.
Biniku : huh?


Monday, November 3, 2008

Makan, Makan dan Makan

Kami anak-beranak inda jua luan berapa pasal makan ani. Tapi bila sampai tais-liur kan mengunyah atu datang, duluri saja tia. Inda tah kami anak-beranak pandai kan beranti. Hari sabtu lapas ku bawa biniku sama Elisa bejalan kononnya keluar awal pagi makan breakfast sebalum bejalan. Sekali, sehari-hari kami bejalan mangunjar kan dikunyah.

Kami anak-beranak takde la kuat makan sangat. Tapi kalau dah selera makan tu datang, bagi apa saja, sure layan. Susahlah kita orang nak berhenti. Hari sabtu lepas aku bawa bini aku dengan Elisa pegi makan breakfast sebelum kita orang jalan-jalan. Belakang, satu hari kita orang jalan-jalan cari  makan.


Dalam pukul 10 pagi, ku bawa bisidorang makan di Kopi O' Corner di Satok. Kami makan Nasi Lemak, Mee Kolok dengan Bubur Ayam. Elisa mimang buleh tahan makan ani. Selagi duduk, inda tah kan beranti makan. Lapas breakfast, bejalan tah kami sekajap ke Parkson. Batah sudah biniku kan membawa ke sana ani. Balum jua apa-apa dalam Parkson, biniku madahkan kan membawa makan di Holiday Inn untuk Hi-Tea buffet. Aku mana saja tah.

Dalam pukul 10 pagi, aku bawak diorang makan kat Kopi O' Corner kat Satok. Kita orang makan Nasi Lemak, Mee Kolok dengan Bubur Ayam. Elisa memang boleh layan makan. Lagi lama duduk, lagi tak berhenti makan. Lepas je breakfast, kita orang jalan pegi Parkson. Dah lama dah bini aku ajak pegi Parkson ni. Belum lama sampai kat Parkson, bini aku ajak pegi makan kat Holiday Inn, Hi-Tea buffet. Aku layan je.


Selajur kan pukul 2pm, tarus tah ku bawa ke Holiday Inn. Dalam promotion hotel, dorang madahkah buffet start pukul 2pm. Ku liat, lakat lagi macam berabut dorang hotel manyusun naindah buffet atas mija. Macam kalam-kabut saja ku liat. Sambil manunggu, ku bawa Elisa bapusing maliat apa makanan kana hidangi. Tangah ku mambawa Elisa bapusing maliat naindah, Supervisor nya managur kediaku :-

Bila dah dekat pukul 2pm, terus aku bawak pegi Holiday Inn. Dalam promotion hotel tu, buffet tu start pukul 2pm. Yang aku nampak, diorang hotel masih lagi berebut nak susun makanan buffet kat atas meja. Macam kelam-kabut je aku tengok. Sambil menunggu, aku bawak Elisa survey makanan apa yang diorang nak hidang. Tengah layan dengan Elisa tengok makan, Supervisor hotel tegur aku :-

Supervisor : Excuse me Sir, could you please take your seat first. Once we ready, we will inform you.


Ku liat muanya macam inda puas hati ja. Ada jua ku kedangaran kedia ani komplen dengan staf-staf nya madahkan customer sudah bekaliaran tangah bisidorang manyusun makanan. Katanya payah bisidorang kan manyusun kalau customer batingal inda mau duduk dulu. Ku liat jam sudah labih pukul 2pm. Inda patut kedia komplen sababnya janji dalam promotion start pukul 2pm. Pukul 2.15pm pun alum siap... salah siapa??

Muka Supervisor ni macam tak puas hati je aku tengok. Ada gak aku terdengar dia complaint dengan staf-staf die yang customer dah berkeliaran tengah diorang susun makanan. Dia cakap dia susah nak susun kalau customer tak dengar cakap suruh duduk. Aku tengok jam dah lebih pukul 2pm. Memang tak patut die complaint camtu sebab dalam promotion hotel tulis start pukul 2pm. Pukul 2.15pm pun belum siap susun... salah siapa??


Anyway, start saja buffet nya, gagau tia Elisa kan makan. Hari atu saja ku bawa macam-macam makanan. Kami makan :-

Anyway, start je buffet, Elisa dah busy betul nak makan, Hari tu je aku bawak macam-macam makanan. Kami makan :-
  1. Nasi Goreng
  2. Rojak
  3. Sate
  4. Cheese Cake
  5. Chocolate Cake
  6. Fruit Cake
  7. Cendol
  8. Ais Kacang
  9. Ais Cream
  10. Ayam Ball masak sos tomato
  11. Cheese Sandwich
  12. Egg Sandwich
  13. Buah Honey Dew
  14. Buah Betik
  15. Macam-macam jenis kek/biskut bercoklat
  16. Macam-macam jenis Bread
  17. Bermacam-macam jenis Muffins
  18. Minum Jus Oren
  19. Minum Soya
  20. Minum Kopi
  21. Dan lain-lain makanan yang aku sendiri pun inda tau apa namanya.
Buat kali pertama ku liat Elisa makan kasiokan. Aku inda jua berapa makan buffet ani sebab aku bukan jenis makan banyak. Tapi biniku memang buleh tahan buffet. Lagi pun, kedia ingin kan buffet ani semantara balum beranak. Mula-mula aku underestimate Elisa. Rupanya, kedia waris Mamanya. Memang inda rugi membawa Elisa. She really can eat!!! You name it, she eat it all (though not in big quantity).

Buat pertama kali aku tengok Elisa seronok makan. Aku takde la kuat makan buffet ni pun sebab aku bukan jenis makan banyak. Tapi bini aku memang boleh layan buffet. Lagi pun, die yang ingin nak pegi buffet ni sebelum deliver baby. Mulaya aku underestimate Elisa gak. Sekali aku tengok, memang Elisa ni sama macam bini aku. Memang tak rugi pun bawak Elisa. She really can eat!!! You name it, she eat it all (though not in big quantity).


Ya Rabbi, Papa tok makan tumpah jak!! Aca jak suap Papa!!


Mmmm.... Sedap buah tok Ma!



Oleh yang demikian, dengan ini aku isytiharkan, hari ini adalah Hari Makan SeDunia kami sekeluarga!!

Monday, September 15, 2008

Sungkai Di Restoran

Kediaku inda jua berapa minat kan sungkai di kadai ani. Misti tah ku tebayang kan panuh sasak kadai makan sama batah sampai makanannya. Tapi lain pulang ceritanya sabtu sama hari minggu kelemarin. Macam sanang saja sungkai di kadai karang ani.


HARI SABTU

Asalnya kan membawa Elisa sama Mamanya ke kadai mengayau jalan-jalan. Daripada guring limpang di rumah baik tah bejalan meliat apakah kan dibali pakai raya tahun ani. Alang-alang bejalan, kan ku bawa bisidorang sungkai di luar saja. Ku bawa ke Singapore Chicken Rice di Batu 3. Batah ku mangunjar parking karita. Sampai badok sungkai, baru tah balurih.

Masuk saja kadai makan, tarus dapat seat. Kami order makanan, inda sampai 5 minit, sampai tia semua!!! Atu baru ya...n Tekajut ku eh! Bagus pulang daripada manunggu dalam kadai dari pukul 6pm, nuhun kan makan makanan atas mija layah-layah!


HARI MINGGU

Ku bawa Elisa sama Mamanya ke The Spring. Macam biasa mengayau, lapas atu, tinggal 10 minit lagi kan sungkai, ku bawa ke kadai Kenny Rogers. Tekajut ku lagi!! Mana inda, inda bejelama. Sanang ni eh!

Sambil manunggu baduk sungkai, kediaku mendangar radio pakai ear-phone handphone ku. Anggur ku mendangar radio :-

Elisa : Ma... mintak susu?
Mamanya : Nah... (sambil mangunjuki butul nenennya)

Cun masa Elisa mambuka tudung butul nenennya, masuk sudah waktu sungkai.

Elisa : Kenak Pa? Udah ka?
Aku : Huh?? (Macam urang tetua saja kedia ani. Macam tah puasa!!) Aok.. udah!

Baru tah kedia manuntum butul nenennya. Macam tau-tau saja waktu sungkai. Inda puasa pun buat-buat macam puasa.... cali jua ah...!

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Cantek Macam....???


Malam tadi...

Biniku : Caca cantek owh....

Elisa : Canteeek..... Macam Amoi...

Aku : Aah??? Macam siapa?

Elisa : Macam Amoi...

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Sense of Common VS Sense of Humour

Batah-batah ani, Elisa, anakku pemandai tah sudah bakurapak. Macam-macam tah ceritanya. Ada saja datangnya ideanya kan bakurapak ani. Kadang-kadang, ngaleh jua kediaku sama Mamanya mangalingai kedidia atu. Ada yang bunyinya malating, malar jua cali bila dilayani.

Dua malam lapas, aku pegi ke stesen minyak kan mangisi minyak karita. Anggur ku mangisi minyak, kediaku bacarita dangan urang keraja di stesen minyak atu yang kami lagau namanya, Haji Hidup (inda pulang ku tau namanya banar). Dalam karita, Elisa dangan Biniku lain pulang caritanya.

Elisa : Sapa ya Ma?
Biniku : Ya Nenek ya (asal urang tetua, kami padahi Nini). Namanya Haji Hidup.
Elisa : Oooo... Nya sik mati?
Biniku : Huh?? (Inda tah lagi takalingai uleh Biniku soalan atu)


Palamaingku, mendangarkan kurapak anakku ani, pandai sudah kedidia ani mamikirkan sesuatu benda dengan cara "common sense". Atau yang sebanarnya, Elisa memang ada "Sense of Humour"?