Bad Luck In Disguise

Yesterday, I was driving back home from shopping for ration with my wife and kids. I was driving on the left lane casually. When I just about to reach a junction going in to my house, there was this Police Patrol car on the right lane. Then the officer sitting on the left seat were showing me a hand signal to stop. Then I realized that I am not wearing a seat belt. Neither do my wife. Hahaha! Of all the day I'm wearing it, only today that I forgot to fasten it, I got busted! S#%^@&!

My Wife : Hahah! Of all the day, now you kenak!

Me : Yup... how interesting can it be.

My Wife : The funny thing is that you are not the kind of a person who will not fasten the seat belt if driving! Hahaha

Me : Yeah, things happen. Sure kenak Saman this time. My bad anyway.

Then this officer went out from his patrol car and walked towards my car and asked me where I am heading to. Then he went to check my roadtax. While checking my roadtax on my windscreen, I can see the officer's face were a bit shock. On haste, he walked past by my door and remind me to fasten my seat belt. Next thing you know, he just drove away and I was like... WHAT THE HECK??? 

I am about to take out my driving license and about to admit that its my fault for not having my seat belt fastened! But this guy just took off!!!?? Then I realized that we are only like one week to go for Hari Gawai festive and definitely this guy just wanna get his "chance" to have an "extra" income for the festival. But having my Council's sticker on my windscreen, I think, he probably thought that he will be screwed if he try his "stunt" on me.

Frankly speaking, even if he tried, he will be okay because I believe in giving him such it will somehow stimulant our economy back to a good shape. Well, at least I have a good intention...

Big Appointment!!

Malam tadi aku punyalah nervous mamikirkan turun keraja hari ani. Pelemaingku, ada satu big appointment yang pagi isok. Kan tidur pun ku kepayahan. Sangal mamikirkan apakah appointment ku ani bisuk pagi. Ngaleh ku cuba mangingati, inda jua ku tabua'i lagi tu. Kuatan mengantok hantap, tetidur jua ku eh kengalehan.

Semalam aku punyela nervous dok fikir pasal nak pegi kerja hari ni. Aku terasa yang pagi besok aku ada Big Appointment kena handle. Nak tidur pun susah gila. Pening kepala aku dok fikir apa la appointment aku besok pagi. Letih aku cuba ingat balik, tapi tak boleh jugak. Sebab ngantok sangat, tertidur jugak aku keletihan.

Awal pagi tadi takuliat badan payah kan bangun. Mulanya rasa macam malam kan turun keraja ni. Mangantuk lakat ku lagi nyamu. Tapi baru ku sadar yang aku rasa aku ada Big Appointment pagi ani. Cumanya aku alum lagi ingat appointment apakah tu. Malas jua ku kan meliat dalam diari telefon ku. Biartah ku ke ofis dulu. Karang tah cuba di ungkayahkan.

Awal pagi tadi, badan mengeliat susah nak bangun. Ada gak rasa malas nak pegi kerja. Mengantok gila bro. Tapi aku baru teringat yang aku ada Big Appointment pagi. Cumanya aku tak ingat appointment apa. Malas gak aku nak nengok dalam diari telefon aku. Biar la kat ofis je aku semak.

Bila sampai ofis ku, aku cuba simak bebalik semua appointment ku sehari ani. Inda jua ku kajumpahan apa-apa yang penting sehari ani. Langui-langui ku cuba mangingati apakah yang luan penting banar sampai ku kepayahan kan tidur di malam.

Sampai je kat ofis, aku cuba semak semua appointment aku hari ni. Takde la pulak jumpa apa-apa yang penting gila. Dok tengok sawang je aku try nak cuba ingat balik apa saja yang penting sangat semalam sampai susah gila aku nak lelap.

Batah ku mamikirkan, baru ku teringat... AKU MIMPI NGANYA RUPANYA... CIS....!!!!

Lama gak aku fikir, aku baru teringat...  AKU MIMPI JE RUPANYA.. CIS...!!!!

Resepi Special?

Setiap majalah kalau berkenaan pasal bini-bini atau keluarga, selalu ada berisi pasal menu resepi makanan. Inda kira lah, resepi makanan baru atau yang sudah lama. Malar tiap keluaran apa-apa majalah pun, selalu ada cerita pasal resepi masakan. Sudah jadi kebiasaan, inda adakan dihairankan lagi.

Tapi malam tadi, biniku mambaca majalah Mingguan Wanita anu edisi 18-24 Julai, 2008. Tangah kedia mambaca, tiba-tiba ketawa inda tantu pasal. Aku pun hairan jua eh.

Anitah Majalah yang dibacanya

Aku inda jua luan berapa kan mambaca majalah macamiani. Cuma kalau biniku pun lakak-lakak ketawanya mambaca, iski jua ku kan maliat apa dibacanya.

Aku : Apa ditetak kitak?

Biniku : Ada resepi tok!! Rugi kitak sik baca!!

Aku : Huh? Apa ndakkah??

Bah, alang-alang kan tau, ku buka jua majalah atu bahagian Sajian Selera.

Dalam bahagian anitah resepi atu kana tulisi

Resepi "Roti Bakar Special"

Anitah resepi yang diketawakan oleh biniku. Mula-mula, inda jua ku luan hairan bila maliat muka surat ani. Tapi nya biniku :-

Biniku : Baca kitak cara resepi ya dipolah...

Apakan yang kecalian luan hantap banar biniku ani??? Makin hairan kediaku. Inda dahal tu. Baca kali pebaik cara-cara mambuat resipi ani mengkali...

Cara mambuat resipi "Roti Bakar Special"

Bah tia....!!! Hantam saja tah kamu!! Ani tah cara mambuat resipinya. Pandai-pandai tah biskita manilai. Inda picaya? Baca majalah Mingguan Wanita edisi 18-24 Julai, 2008.